Wedding Speech for a Maid of Honor or Best Woman :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Speech for a wetnurse of Honor or Best WomanBefore I bring down I would corresponding to assign that bloody shame you look absolutely stunning, Erik, head you just look stunned.For those of you know dont know me my figure is Rhonda and for those of you who do, Ill have the usual, just put the bottle next to my purse.When bloody shame first asked me to be her bridesmaid I felt delighted barely as the big day approached I was informed that I would be doing a speech and a toast. Being the shy and retiring suit I was trying to think of ways of getting out of it, but have any of you tried speculateing no to Madonna.Then I thought what could I talk about, like all self respecting 30 something year old, I did research and came up with some sayings that I would like to share with you, NowSome say that marriage begins when you sink into his coat of arms and ends up with your arms in his sink.Others would say that when a man holds a womans hand before marriage, its love, aft er marriage it is self-defence.AndThey say that before marriage a man will lay heat thinking about something you said, after marriage hell fall unconscious before you have finished saying it.Now, Im certainly that there are some of you out there that can cerebrate to that.Before I finish, I would like to offer my own advice for a happy and successful marriage, now just because Im non married or never have been it doesnt mean to say I am now not an expert on it.Erik,Whenever youre wrong, admit it, whenever you right, shut up.The best way to remember an anniversary is to lug it just once.Set the ground rules first and then do everything Madonna says.Road maps are a good thing.Never forget the dickens most important saying, youre right dear and okay grease ones palms it.Never be afraid that Madonna will leave you, she has fatigued years training you and she wont give that up lightly.